“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
this season of big brother has actually ruined names for me tbh like 20 years from now if i ever have kids my wife would be all “hey what about amanda for a girl’s name?” and i’d be like “no babe there was this houseguest on big brother 15—”
"Cody if it’s a boy, Christine if it’s a girl!"
"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT BIG BROTHER 16—"
- Derrick: In your dream, how does it go?
- Zach: Christine does something for once and stops acting like Jenn City, and throws the comp.
"if you like someone, just tell them!"
is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone
If Zach is backdoored this week, my only hope is Donny because they are the only two people who know what the fuck they are doing.